Lockdown For The Laid-Back

It is a shocking commentary on modern society that even as our jobs get more and more deskbound, and even as the internet and general over-connectivity lead to lesser locomotion, our hobbies are getting distressingly more physical.

Hard Yards

You know how it is at reunions. You and your podgy ilk descend upon the alma mater, loaded with nostalgia and determined to re-live the glory days. The inconvenient fact that a couple of decades have passed in the interim is comprehensively ignored. This is your trip back in time, and you fully expect the old school to have kept itself in some kind of temporal stasis too.