Friday, January 14, 2011

Arctic Survival

If a market researcher were to suddenly spring out of the shrubbery and ask me to name a creature that really has life figured out, I will name the bear. Not only are bears fat and hairy and equipped with four-inch claws, which makes them almost completely immune from Delhi’s eve teasers, they also have the good sense to hibernate all the way through winter.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Next Ten Years

Happy new year, and welcome to a new decade.

The 'Noughties' are over, and the race is on to invent the catchiest buzzword to describe the next ten years. I'm predicting they'll be called the 'Twenteens'.

When it catches on, and all the smart people are talking about the Twenteens, remember you read it here first.