Deeperer Vision: Mobile Affixation

This Deeper Vision is a truly wonderful discovery. Ever since I’ve started practicing it, I’m learning new things every day.

Last Tuesday, driving dreamily along between thither and yon I spotted a very unfortunate person. He meandered across my vision encased in a purple Zen that seemed either to have a mind of its own or a broken steering. A closer look and a quick application of Deeper Vision soon revealed why the car was being driven so driftily:

The Discriminatory Dhakkan

In a fictional survey not conducted by anyone, 93.2% of umbrella users revealed that they used umbrellas to protect themselves from the rain and/or the heat of the sun. (2% used his umbrella primarily as a proxy golf club and 4.8% declined to comment.) All of these 93.2% people then went on to confirm that they indulged in these climate-countering activities completely voluntarily. Rain down, umbrella up – that simple.